Taco's Chuck Norris facts.

I got some of these from other people.

1. Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.

2. Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, he pushes the world down.

3. Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

4. In archery, Chuck Norris has never missed a perfect bullseye.

5. Chuck Norris ate a 37 year old taco and did't get sick.

6. Chuck Norris eats ninjas for breakfast.

7. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he kills animals so he can eat them.

8. Chuck Norris doesn't go through walls, the walls just let him through.

9. The term "an army in one" was originally invented as a name for Chuck Norris.

10. Chuck Norris killed the dinosaurs while sleeping.

I will add on to this list later.

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